Jaq and Jil went up some hill
to fetch a pail of water
how deep is a well at the top of a hill anyway?
Jaq fell down and looked around
but Jil was nowhere to be found.
Jaq cursed his bad luck
i don't want to mention what rhymes with 'luck'
anyway, Jaq got up and turned around
feeling around for stable ground.
but, before he could start his climb,
Jil came wobbling down on one limb.
missing a leg, she was.
and she certainly looked very lost.

then i woke up.

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